...cause it sure isn't 'Don't Be Evil' anymore.
Leave entries in the comments!
So far:
- Don't Be Caught
- Don't Be Eager
- Don't Be Trusting
- Don't Be Fooled
- Don't Want Privacy
- Don't Think We Won't Try
- Don't Be Anonymous
- Don't Be Naïve
- There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
- Don't Be Fucked
- Don't Be So Picky
- Don't Be Violated
- Don't Be Curious
- Don't Bypass A Dollar
- Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
- Give Me Six Posts From The Most Honest Of Bloggers, And I Will Find Something Therein With Which To Have His DNS Sinkholed
- Don't Be Surprised
- Don't Be Obvious
- Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
- Don't Believe
- Don't Even Think About It
- Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby
- Don't Believe The Hype
- You Hide And Watch
- Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
- Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm?
- Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
- Don't Be Doxed
- Don't Think It Can't Happen To You
- Whatever
- Don't Be Unencrypted
- Don't Be Stupid
- Don't Bet Against The House
- Don't Be Jacked
- Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash
- Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information
- Don't Be Ethical
- Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place
- Don't Be Eaten
- Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data)
- Don't Bet In Three Card Monty
- Whatever We Can Get Away With
- Don't Be Shy
And to Google I say:
- Don't Be On The Wrong Side
- Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You
and
- DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL.
Be seeing you.